Wednesday, December 08, 2004
not the time to blog. but its ok.
i am having my lunch break.
but i dont feel like having anything.
i have no bloddy apetite these few days.
i just had 2 cans of coke and 1 can of sprite.
am i great or am i great?
my dad freaked out when he saw me drink so much with an empty stomach.
he claims i will get stomache ulcer.
as in a hole in my stomach due to the acids that will burn
the wall of my stomach.
wouldnt it be cool?
then whatever i eat will go somewhere else.
then i wouldnt grow fat no matter how much i eat.
and soon if i continue drinking gassy stuff with an empty stomach,
i will have no more stomach.
becaus then the acid would have burned my whole stomach.
i will be the first to live without a stomache
and survive for a few days, and then die.
i will rot in one corner.
and all the acidic juice in my stomache,
hopefully will be strong enough
to eat up my other organs.
so i will decompose faster.
i am talking sense here alright.
all my bio knowledge is this little.
yes i admit.
but thats the only less painful way for me to die.
or are there others?
suggestion anyone?
oh i know, there is another.
doze myself with panadols.
one whole truckloads of panadol.
and then die of kidney failure.
i think i am so imaginative.
so if you guys dont hear from me for a long time,
you know i have done one of these to myself.
oh wait, will anyone even take notice?
i dont think so.
like that better.
one less makes no difference huh.
Credits
prettylame